Intro to ME!

The most important thing you could know about Kelsey:

Cottonballs are the fuh-reaking DEVIL. I hate them. So much. The sound. The feel. The way they look. Everything. I have nightmares about these stupid things. WHY can't we all just use cotton pads? WHY!?!



Second:

I make a really mean cookie. I'm not lying. I can cook just about anything. Occasionally, I burn the last batch of cookies, but I like to call that artistic interpretation. Besides, I like to think its a little like drinking. You ply them with the best stuff early, then when they are cookie-drunk, they don't even realize you whipped out the cheap stuff. If you are nice, I might just bake you something.



Third:

I spent two summers interning for a taxidermist, learning how to paint glass eyeballs. I was 8-9 years old. Yes, I grew up in Eastern Montana. I'd love to share more stories with you.





And that, my friends, is about all you need to know about me. Besides the fact that one time, I hit a seagull on a jet ski going 58 mph. And jammed my wrist and four fingers. 

PEACE!