The most important thing you could know about Kelsey:
Cottonballs are the fuh-reaking DEVIL. I hate them. So much. The sound. The feel. The way they look. Everything. I have nightmares about these stupid things. WHY can't we all just use cotton pads? WHY!?!
Second:
I make a really mean cookie. I'm not lying. I can cook just about anything. Occasionally, I burn the last batch of cookies, but I like to call that artistic interpretation. Besides, I like to think its a little like drinking. You ply them with the best stuff early, then when they are cookie-drunk, they don't even realize you whipped out the cheap stuff. If you are nice, I might just bake you something.
Third:
I spent two summers interning for a taxidermist, learning how to paint glass eyeballs. I was 8-9 years old. Yes, I grew up in Eastern Montana. I'd love to share more stories with you.
